tomorrow never knows

One of the first, if not THE first psychadelic-induced songs ever created. The studio techniques used to create the song were (and still are, actually) revolutionary for their time. Definitely worth a listen, even if you are sober (it's an even cooler song when you're buzzed!)

Can be found on The Beatles' "Revolver" album.

"Tomorrow Never Knows" is one of the greatest/coolest/technical songs I've ever heard.

by SuperSonicX September 25, 2006

will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012

rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

never give up

to try again/keep trying

my friend told me to never give up

by we are famers January 12, 2016

Never Ending Bowl

A bowl of weed you you can hit over and over. It seems as if it is never ending.

Dude 1: Man how much did you pack?
Dude 2: I don't know man, this shit is never ending!
Dude 1&2: The Never Ending Bowl!!

by N1ckNasty June 24, 2012

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

Ball Never Lies

The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.

A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".

by James Early UD May 29, 2008