Nate

1. A name that, when given to a baby, automatically destines the child for ultra-failure. This includes, but is not limited to:

-Nasty fucking teeth
-A lisp while talking
-Unnaturally intensely blonde hair
-Not smart at all
-No friends
-No social life
-Huge band geek

2. A word that can be applied in place of any noun, verb, or adjective to make a phrase (usually belonging to some element of pop culture, such as a song or movie name) to make it more humorous.
Scott: Why the hell won't Nate's baritone case close?
Eric: It's a mystery known only to God.
John: There is a theory, however that it is because of all of the plaque and crust from his teeth and snot from blowing his nose while crying since he has no friends that built-up and formed multiple Natestains within the baritone itself.
by nateneedslaid January 07, 2008
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a girl whos an awsome person...walks bow legged and is turned on when her ears are rubbed.
guy #1:dude i found my girls turn on spot...its her ears!
guy #2:omg dude shes a nately
by fern la vern June 08, 2009
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nate can you grab me the cofffee no i cant reach it fuck me.
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a word used in place of "no". Commonly used in the North Eastern Massachusetts city, Haverhill.
"Bro wanna go to the football game tonight?"
"Nate! I have shit to do."
by newenglandpatriotsgirl November 14, 2012
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im gonna hit on that girl and pull a nate
by sldgfikgfalsgfedghuiefh February 29, 2016
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A cheating lying ass bitch
Who can't keep a girl
Talks to multiples girls 2 faced bitch
Sends dick pics to other girls
Don't a date a "Nate" he'll cheat on ur ass and probably fuck other girls
Don't date a Nate, he'll fuck u over
by Natalie.nnicole October 09, 2017
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When you have a planned event with another person with whom you don't want it "officially called a date. This is a "non-date", hence Nate
Jeremy: How was the date last night with your friend Tom?

Me: Tom is JUST a friend. It wasn't a date, it was a Nate!
by saturdaybusygirl November 20, 2010
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