The woefully inept organisation responsible for managing rail infrastructure and major mainline railway stations in the UK.
"Hey, did you hear about Network Rail's latest initiative, Project SPEED?"
"The idea of Network Fail and anything remotely speedy is laughable"
"The idea of Network Fail and anything remotely speedy is laughable"
by nwep October 16, 2020
A pejorative term for a network executive
by stillravenmad July 13, 2008
by Handsome P. Beautiful May 14, 2003
A way of doing AI.
It's rally cool.
You can teach it anything.
If you give it enough
time, information and space
it would be as smart as you
(or eaven smarter...)
It's rally cool.
You can teach it anything.
If you give it enough
time, information and space
it would be as smart as you
(or eaven smarter...)
by Niklas Ulvinge May 21, 2005
Cheating Network is a lame ass site full of nerds and crap ass coders.
They are full of viruses, lies and stuff.
It's also a copy of the Tubby Network
They are full of viruses, lies and stuff.
It's also a copy of the Tubby Network
kid- Do you go to Cheating Network (cheatingnetwork.net?) ???
kid #2- HELL NO! I go to tubbynetwork.au.tt where the REAL bots are.
kid- k..
kid #2- HELL NO! I go to tubbynetwork.au.tt where the REAL bots are.
kid- k..
by CNSucksyeah October 30, 2010
1. A slang term used to describe the local or remote IT administrator. Often used by user who posses little or no techincal knowledge combined with complete discrespect/disregard for corporate IT policies.
2. An underapreciated and underpaid IT aministrator who deals with Stupid users all day ( the ones who need to use a guide to send an email...or the ones who accidentaly move folders on files shares) and manages not to call them fuktartds or LUsers. To get back at them he fully enforces the corporate IT policy.
3. An overpaid babysiter- charged with the task of making sure users dont fuck shit up.
4. A liason between HR/Legal or Departmental Managers and the users- often the one who has to play the role of the "bad guy"
2. An underapreciated and underpaid IT aministrator who deals with Stupid users all day ( the ones who need to use a guide to send an email...or the ones who accidentaly move folders on files shares) and manages not to call them fuktartds or LUsers. To get back at them he fully enforces the corporate IT policy.
3. An overpaid babysiter- charged with the task of making sure users dont fuck shit up.
4. A liason between HR/Legal or Departmental Managers and the users- often the one who has to play the role of the "bad guy"
User on phone to cyber girlfriend ( who is probaly a man in real life...)- "The Network Nazi removed IM so I cant cyber with you during work"
User to Manager:
The Network Nazi made me change my password again... and I cant remeber all 8 letters so i couldnt run the report."
The Network Nazi removed all of my passwords i had taped to my monitor.
User to Manager:
The Network Nazi made me change my password again... and I cant remeber all 8 letters so i couldnt run the report."
The Network Nazi removed all of my passwords i had taped to my monitor.
by hollatronix July 11, 2008
by Mrs Gadzoomoheimer March 17, 2011