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murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
Dude, i got murphied.
by Mahday March 24, 2008
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Murphy

When a person's underwear/undergarments is stuck in between their butt cheeks. Basically a wedgie.
Samantha had a Murphy after swimming a lap in the pool.
by BitchyGoose April 24, 2019
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Murphy Game

Guy gets whore - Whore she takes him to room - 3rd person in room behind door/Open door bang on head - guy Robbed - Wallet - Watch- Ring- Cash.
A hooker and her pimp ran a Murphy Game on a victim/Johm & robbed him of all he had.
by WhteBoy41 June 9, 2016
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Mighty Morphine Power Ranger

One who has become Addicted to Opiates, has that drugged out nodding appearance and will do anything it takes to obtain pain medication including using many doctors ect. .
Sally's out shopping for several new doctors she's become Quite the Mighty Morphine power ranger.
by JackOfSpeed39 July 31, 2011
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Dropkick Murphys

Hellcat's smartest decision. EVER.
The Dropkick Murphys are DEFINITELY better then MEST. Listen to The Spicy McHaggis Jig off of "Sing Loud, Sing Proud." you'll never go Good Charlotte again.
by Graffx January 4, 2004
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murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.
by Etan September 5, 2003
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Morphine

Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.
The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.

The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
by Pillowpants8495 December 1, 2011
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