Definitions by BitchyGoose

backseat babysitter 

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

backseat babysitter by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

Murphy 

When a person's underwear/undergarments is stuck in between their butt cheeks. Basically a wedgie.

Samantha had a Murphy after swimming a lap in the pool.

Murphy by BitchyGoose April 24, 2019

Blowing 

a forceful exhalation of air from a persons mouth, done usually when irritated/frustrated or tired.

The person behind me in line was blowing because he was so impatient.
After running a mile nonstop, I had a side cramp and I was blowing from over exertion.

Blowing by BitchyGoose December 4, 2018

Fot up 

to be unsuccessful in an endevour i.e. To really "fuck up"

"Sara really Fot up that cake recipe she saw on Pinterest."

"I don't Trust James with my car because he'll just Fot it up."

Fot up by BitchyGoose August 7, 2018

Beefwagon 

A vehicle with 3 or more guys riding in it and no women.

*looks out window while driving* why are there so many Beefwagons on the road??

Beefwagon by BitchyGoose May 2, 2018

Kotschleuder 

The person staring back at you in the mirror. Yes YOU! Ie: someone who flings crap

Du bist ein kotschleuder. Sie ist ein kotschleuder. Wir sind alle kotschleuder! Ja!

Kotschleuder by BitchyGoose January 17, 2018

scalp cheese 

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

scalp cheese by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017