Facebook murder

Facebook murder is to delete someone from your facebook friends list.

Facebook: Delete this person from your friends list? Person: muhahaha yesss facebook murder haha

by Marthaw138 June 22, 2009

murder tramp

Someone who enjoys watching or causing the suffering of others.

Smashing that kids birthday cake was something only a murder tramp would do

by pr0toc0l November 26, 2007

Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

beer murder

See beer murderer and beer massacre.

The murder on a beer.

Guy. Dudes, yesterday i was high at that party and i commited a beer murder. I feel ashamed of myself.

by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007

Then My Cousin Got Murdered

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

murder by death

kick ass band

"Did you buy the Murder By Death cd yet it kicks ass!"

by bob February 8, 2004

mass murder

Mass Murder is the act of spontaneously killing a large amount of people in a relatively short period of time.

Ugh I'm so pissed off , I'm just gonna go kill as many people as I can!

UghhauAhhhH I'm gonna go commit mass murder on Walmart!!

by gtgb September 5, 2016