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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
You ever been to muffler masters? So weird
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
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The forbidden muffler

The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it
by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021
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FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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Nugget muffler

When the booty hole too big for ya nugget
"Yo john she got a nugget muffler"
by Daddy is my daddy March 16, 2018
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Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her
I just got a tough muffler in the park
by Binary01 July 23, 2019
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Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess
We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
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