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Alanis Morissette

to suddenly change from happy-go-lucky and cheerful to moody and angst ridden. Often as a result of a breakup (such as Alanis Morisettes's with Dave Coulier)
Megan: NO, I don't want to go to the mall! I can't believe that stupid ass cheated on me. I don't think I'm ever going to be the same. I'm going to sit in my room and listen to angst-ridden music.
by truthhh September 6, 2005
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Uncle Morris

An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.
"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."
by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007
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Alanis Morissette

An amazing pop-rock singer, who is most well-known for her chart-topping album called Jagged Little Pill.
Alanis Morissette is amazing.
by wingkon December 8, 2009
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morrisburg

Morrisburg: also known as "the burg" is the dopest town you will ever go to. Whether its to pick up, or to get drunk. Walking down the road you will ether get hit on by a old man, or big native. If you are from m-burg you are probably a keeler or a merkley.
"let's get drunk in morrisburg" "the burg is da best"
by A Keeb October 2, 2012
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Morris Selfie

When a short brunette girl takes a selfie of half her face, with her squad in the background.
'Moz take a Morris Selfie'
'OK everyone smile….'
**takes photo of self with squad in the background posing**
by rotrot April 13, 2015
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Dirty Morris

When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.
John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.
by Aspang August 16, 2012
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Shane Morris

stupid haircut asshole stupid haircut asshole
Wow, that was really lame of you, who are you Shane Morris?
by fuckthatguy June 2, 2015
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