Connor Moonie

He is the man every girl wishes for, a striking mix between beauty, intelligence and muscle. Some say he is an oppressive dictator who doent bow down to the gods themselves. The very gods shiver at the mention of his name. To put his might in one paragraph is impossible, his sheer beauty strikes some dumbstruck.

Its him..... connor moonie, the one and only

by Bluey706 March 31, 2019

middle school moonshine

an alcoholic beverage consisting of 5 oz of coke and 15 oz of the rest of the shit in you liquor cabinet. it must include vodka.

Yo Mack, let's go drink some Middle School Moonshine!

by yeeber October 10, 2017

Mama's Moonshine

A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around

Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...

by meshynodes October 15, 2018

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Moonshine

When you crap your pants and gag from the smell

Isaac cleared the room with his homemade moonshine

by Zak06 May 16, 2018

mooning-kick

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.

Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.

by MoLetalis March 26, 2010

Moonica

A girl named monica who is abnormally obsessed with the moon and space. You will randomly catch her anytime of the day staring into the sky utterring.. MOOOOOONNNNN.

Moonica, Why are you sleeping in moon printed sheets? Thats weird.

by eat mor chikin November 29, 2006