Mega momma milkers

The Mega momma milkers, the biggest bonbonagahoogs that have ever been seen, the largest of the large titty, absolutely immaculate.

Person 1: *stares intensely*
Person 1: I have spotted the mega momma milkers, I shall approach

by I’m the almighty one November 30, 2020

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

by Alphabetical dictionary January 2, 2021

Velcro Momma

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.

Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it

by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021

Slat Slat momma im TD

When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.

Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".

by senor layhey the alcholic October 25, 2020

Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on

Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021

mompants

A painfully unhip and out of touch person

From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin' JC Penny's high-waisted pants for women that they're sporting make them look professional and executive

that jacket is mompants

by khritterbean March 6, 2008

yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.

Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

by un-named August 20, 2006