Mountain Goat

When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.

Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating

by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010

mountain lakes

Mountain Lakes is basically just a lovely little town. We drink a lot. Play a lot of drinking games. Some morons blow yayo or smoke the ganj. But the majority of kids are just looking to enjoy being moderatly to extremely wealthy. Yes we drive around in our nice whips with tints and subs, but hey ...wouldnt you too? In mountain lakes its beirut, not beer pong. We take that very seriously, and If we don't get you on the lax field we'll get you on the ruit table. Enjoy life, drink some beers, rock a lacoste or two, and remember that these are the best days-- living off your parents money.

Yo lets go chill in the lakes tonight... I hear they really know how to throw down and have a good time

by nightr April 14, 2005

Mountain Lakes

Mountain Lakes is a wonderfully diverse community. It is a hilly suburb of NYC, that is filled with majestic lakes. If you happen to grace our streets in the fall, you will experience the most breathtaking autumn colors the northeast has to offer. It is the perfect place to park you car and gaze at the American Dream. The public school system is on par with the best private schools in the area. I attended Mountain Lakes in the early Noughties. In those days there was something of a social renaissance taking place within the halls of Mountain Lakes high school. The infamous “Nerd’s Revenge” that took place in the late nineties created equality amongst all subcultures. It was one vehicle named the Bosnianmobile that started a revolution, which would once again create a rift between the students. This decrepit piece of machinery forced segregation and single handedly cracked the foundation of equality the nerds of the nineties worked so hard to achieve. This is a public service message for all of those socially challenged students in ML who dream of equality to rise up once again and fight.

Mountain Lakes

by MEeeee1467 February 22, 2011

Mountain Lakes High school

A bunch of preppy white kids that do nothing, but smoke pot and get laid. The only black kids are the deaf ones, but are good at sports. All the girls are blonde and smokin'. All they got going for them is rich parents that can buy them into college.

Mountain Lakes High school is preppy af

by Mountain Lakes High School February 25, 2015

Mountain-Slide Delight

The act of eating your fat girlfriend's puke as it slides down her humongous stomach and into your mouth, waiting at the belly button.

Jill had a fun time giving her boyfriend a slippery Mountain-Slide Delight.

by 8_Ball October 22, 2010

mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

mountain nigger

White men from the North Central Mountains of Pennsylvania. Typically have no job, car, money or other worldly possessions. Can be picked out of a crowd by their dirty camouflage coats and the cheap beer strapped to their pedal bikes (consisting of two or three wheels). These men are also likely to target large women and/or women of questionable background for extreme drunken intercourse.
A sub group of these men have recently been spotted in the flat lands of Ohio

Is that fat chick in the corner with anybody? "yes, she's with mountain nigger Bob."

by fat kid 09 March 9, 2009