allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!
by for the STREETS September 10, 2020
Get the allan mercedes mug.A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.
Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025
Get the Mercedes mug.The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022
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