mechanical keyboard

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

by gevo_1 October 3, 2016

stupid mechanic

A moron that works on cars that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid mechanic said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio.

grounded out, shorted out, must be a short, loose wire, stupid tech

by estebansux September 29, 2011

Lee Melchionni

Lucky Number 13 on the Duke Blue Devils. From Lancaster, PA. Father was a player at Duke. Walked-on in Durham his first year as a member of Duke’s “Selected Six” recruiting class. He’s be the do-it-all guy for Coach K. Good medium-range shooter, rebounds and passes extremely well. He’s an intangible guy and he’ll be on scholarship for three years. High school teammates Matt Walsh (Florida) and Ted Skuchas (Vanderbilt) are Division I players. Often gets nosebleeds during games.
Height/Weight: 6-6/205

As Lee Melchionni walked out to wave to his fans on senior night at Cameron Indoor Stadium, he reverently got on his hands and knees and kissed the basketball court.

by mcrobertsfan August 28, 2008

mechaniphilia

A fetish with, or being sexually aroused by, raping mechanical objects, specifically airplanes.

Those stupid technicians with mechaniphilia! They raped my airplane, so now I have to wait another 3 hours for them to get a new one.

by fajjot2010gen August 16, 2010

Mecham Button

Euphemism for a cat's asshole, named after former Arizona governor Evan Mecham (1924-2008). Mecham achieved notoriety when he rescinded the MLK holiday in Arizona, claiming that Martin Luther King Jr. was not of sufficient stature to deserve a holiday; he was ultimately impeached for obstruction of justice after serving one year in office. A popular joke during the campaign asked, "why do cats lick their assholes? They're polishing their Mecham Buttons."

Honey, don't let the cat sleep on my pillow; I don't want his Mecham Button rubbing where I put my face.

by GOPSackSuckers October 26, 2014

mechanically agitated

Hit hard with a blunt object.

My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.

by Wolbaz October 4, 2016

mechanic door

To stick your thumb in a butt hole in a clockwise motion than proceed to pull out in a counter clockwise motion.

Bobby and I were getting bored watching Joe dirt 2 until he mechanic doored me back to reality.

by VoltaWolfVolta November 13, 2016