liquid meeting

After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.

she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.

by Vinqe December 17, 2014

Clown Meeting

Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends

Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING

by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

the meaning of life

Death

The meaning of life is death

by ieatbabiesandchildren January 7, 2017

Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

by Scrodom July 7, 2018

Bathroom Meeting

When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.

You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.

by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019

Compulsive Meeting Disorder

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.

Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?

by toejam16 June 24, 2019