Mathias

Mathias is a very intelligent guy. Unfortunately he does not any popular in anyway. He would think its fun to sit there and starre at a nothing and have no fun than being with his (2) friends. His a really annoying human being. Anti-Social asf *cough*. He's a really lonley kid the only friend he has is himself and his coumputer's. He's also a really picky human he would not eat any find off fish anf stuff the only thing he likes is water and milk and he does also not like soda or candy or anything in that sort. The only chips he likes i called Elias chips. He can't even tie his own shoe lases. And he can't even swim for his age. And he hates assholes like a ego person that thinks they're popular. That's why mathias has struggiling being happy he secrently wants to punch him in the face and unfriend and blobk him on any social media also in real life, but then the guy would annoy him forever

Random girl 1: Isn't that the boy names mathias that couldn't swim?
Random guy 1 : Yes that's him lol what a shame for him.
Random guy 2: Wow Mathias does nearly anything himself buh! My mom makes me make dinenr and do the dishes!!
Random girl 2: I don't get how mathias lives like that! i need to take out the trash :(

by <3 xoxo your devil xoxo <3 October 15, 2019

Mathias

THE BEST PERSON EVER HE IS SOOOOO COOL AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH ALSO PAOLO THINKS HE IS VERY COOL AND GIVES HIM GOOD RANKS

"Mathias is so rad"

by Coolness_Lord November 1, 2021

Mathias

An absolute chad with a massive shlong, but is also nice sometimes

Girl 1: " i want to have premarital relations with Mathias"
Girl 2: " get in line"

by mafecharles April 7, 2022

Mathariffic

A term applied to mathematically-related content of high quality.

I got a mathariffic grade on my algebra test yesterday!

The example our professor wrote on the board yesterday explained the concepts so well, it was mathariffic!

by Kelsoe Kismet October 7, 2010

Mashiatt

Mashiatt is THE most amazing friend you will ever have. She gives the best advice and is funny as hell. Has the best jokes. Every. Single. Time. She is someone who cares about everyone else before herself, even though she's the one which has gone through the most. Helps friends through difficult times and gives the best advice.
No one else is as smart as her. Especially when it comes down to series. Picks up every single damn hint as correctly predicts the WHOLE series after that.
She also has sick drama acting skills. Likes penguins and leche and loves chocolate.
Mashiatt is unique and there is not a single person like her.

Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah I'm fine I guess, just going through some hard times..
Person 1: Really? Talk to Mashiatt, she always knows what to say :)
Person 2: Gee thanks

by dommyd2000 December 11, 2021

East Machias

A shit hole.

East Machias, what a shit hole.

by TheTruther999 December 5, 2010

Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019