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macedonians 

The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around
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macedonians
macedonians by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009

macedonia 

A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.
Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!
macedonia by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007
Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
Ass Mace by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Mace Windu 

A "Mace Windu" is when you grip your junk too hard when you're beatin it, and it starts turning purple... Like the Star Wars hero's purple light saber.
"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
Mace Windu by 2 Tall May 3, 2008

mache out 

1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.

2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
Danny, Tom and Charlie all mache out wit eachother and Mish on a daily basis
mache out by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006
The Bahasa word for 'Traffic Jam' used in the most congested city on earth, Jakarta (Indonesia).

Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.

A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
Dood are you coming over?

I can't at this time fam, MACET !
Macet by M1STAH July 23, 2011