mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003

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Mjolo

A very dangerous activity which can lead to various disasters e.g. death, severe embarrassment, utter heartbreak, the lack of Will to go on in life, trust issues, depression, etc.

In other words, mjolo is dating, romance, love, you get the idea.

Boy 1: Ekse what's wrong with Sally?
Boy 2: Yoh I heard Tommy dumped her. Entlek we tried to tell her mjolo was a satanic activity.

by Iwannaberich123 April 10, 2022

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Mjulala

1. The word generally is a slang term for juice, which was popularised by Southern African teenage boys

2. If a boy is named Mjulala, that could also mean that he's a rebel. A baddy baddy. He hides his feelings. But if you lucky enough to get him he'll open up to you in a heart beat. He's loyal and respectful to his people. Hes protective of his girl and always wanna make sure shes safe and happy. He gives the best kisses and is a bomb ass booty grabber. Needless to say... dont let him slip away <3

Can l please have some orange mjulala?

Ayooo mjulala, ain't that your girl?

by Its Mr roberto January 1, 2021

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MJP

Acronym for Michael Jackson Popcorn.

It literally means I’m here for the comments.

In reference to the meme/gif/image of Michael Jackson eating popcorn that people post on comment sections.

Most likely used when a post seems particularly controversial

People on the internet arguing over anything at all...
Comment section:
“I’m just here for the comments”
“I know right, MJP”

by The Beth Ever January 21, 2021

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MJsGirl

A well-known Troll in the IMDB community. On July 22nd, MJsGirl launched a campaign against Clerks II on the IMDB message boards, claiming that Kevin Smith belonged in jail and that Blacks didn't know what was offensive because they're less educated. Despite saying all of this, she constantly reiterated that she is a "liberal progressive" and that everything she says is right. She soon broadened her campaign to include Jim Norton, "Lucky Louie", Opie & Anthony, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone. Shortly after, she began to resort to tactics such as threatening lawsuits and claiming that she had been so troubled by peoples responses to her that she was being forced to see a psychiatrist. This failed to win her support, however, and she remains IMDB's most hated user.

MJsGirl is a fuckin' troll.

by Collin Jones September 9, 2008

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