sour mash

(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways

etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made
After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.
by Lucius Bertolli November 05, 2009
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mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.
I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.
by Union Redneck November 19, 2006
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Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
by assarakh June 24, 2003
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pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her
Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
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Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.
by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009
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Smart Mash

How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.

1. Find the smartest person you know.

2. Bring some of your mates (male).

3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)

4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.

5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.

6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.

7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.

First person to throw up is the loser.

Disclaimer: don't do this.
Hey guys want to play Smart Mash this weekend?
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monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine
He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking
by Cunty April 07, 2016
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