Maple mibble

A delicious snack consumed by only the most important people, usually paired with barbecue

Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020

smug maple

A flaming homosexual who likes fortnite and looks in the trash for donuts

Wow look at smug maple over there. He wishes he could play fortnite while eating donuts in a dumpster

by Cheeseball72 November 27, 2020

the maple man

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

Maple Helicopter

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

by J Suave September 28, 2022

maple momma

An older woman who sleeps with younger men and oftentimes contributes to their welfare financially--getting them jobs, giving them rent money, buying them clothes, meals, etc.,and expects sex in return.
A female sugar daddy.

"The manager of the store, who's gotta be 50, is a real maple momma. She will only hire young, hot guys who sleep with her. I see her with a different 20something every week. You know she's getting porked by them in exchange for work.

by yoester August 27, 2006

Maple Leafs

first of all buddy, learn to spell CANADIAN, second of all this team knows how to kick every teams ass in the NHL thats why all the stars want to come here, because they'll be with a kick ass team and have tonnes of LOYAL fans

Maple Leafs rock my socks!

by bananas232325 December 28, 2005

maple tree

its when youre fucking a tracheotomy hole,cum in the throat and then when she coughs it up,it drips out of the hole like nmaple syrup

tom totally filled karens trach,then she pulled a maple tree

by the illusion April 18, 2010