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packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.
by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009
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Lunch-pusher

1. Someone who returns anothers excretions through anal intercourse.

2. Faggot
Boy i thought Peter North was the coolest dude alive until i found out that he was a lunch-pusher.
by N-Unit May 17, 2003
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Light Lunch

A small meal that's just big enough to satisfy a hungry tummy.
Kaylee : I believe i'll have a Light Lunch today just a salad & water for meI
Kiersten : Yeah I noticed you gained some weight I'll have a light lunch as well, lets see give me a double cheeseburger, large fries, large soda, and a cherry pie too!
Burger Boy : Wow you are so cute you look just like a pornstar?
Kaylee : Really!
Kiersten : Not you silly he's talking to me, no I just look like one & act like one every night in bed, all I have to do is spread my leg's and my man cum's for me!
Burger Boy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: O wow I made the burger boy cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Was that really necessary?
Kiersten : Oh shut up and eat your salad fat ass!
by SlopNChop December 21, 2017
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School Lunch

1. Worst food you could ever eat.

2. A way for the Board of Education and the school to torture students.
by Nascar8fanga March 12, 2009
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lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual
So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.
by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008
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Lunch Foul

Similar to a party foul, the only exception being that it occurs in a school cafeteria rather than at a party. Following lunchtime blunders like spillage, spitting out of food amidst a fit of laughter, slipping on a stray banana peel, or cutting an elder in line, pals and passersby who witness said mess-up shout "lunch foul," drawing attention to the guilty party and burdening him/her with peer-induced humiliation. For added effect, start a slow clap whilst tablemates point at the wrongdoer. Guaranteed to cause an uproar, but beware: food fight may ensue.
Today Jamie made a funny and Julia laughed until chocolate milk came out of her nose...talk about a lunch foul!
by Dalevue September 30, 2009
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hot lunchbowl

Vomiting in a girls vagina while performing oral sex on her.
"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"

"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
by vag lick January 11, 2014
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