off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 10, 2004

Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

by Keatface March 18, 2007

Log Stacking

When you put two penis' next to each other

I heard you and Greig were log stacking last night

by KillerCarlson July 22, 2015

twisting logs

to roll a blunt.

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)

by macdizzle December 23, 2012

Charred Log

A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.

I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.

by Merriam W. October 31, 2018

Nod log

Nod log is when your under the influence of alcohol or drugs. And you fall asleep while taking a shit.

'I had a nod log last night, woke up mid shit'

by shakavich August 13, 2012

corn on the log

Feces logs filled/sprinkled with corn kernels after eating corn for dinner the night before

Damn I took a shit this morning and had corn on the log. I forgot we ate corn last night for dinner

by poopstick master January 22, 2011