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Lina'd

When you can't afford a star for 18 turns in Mario Party Superstars. This isn't because of a lack of skill in minigames (although it might as well should be), but rather a sheer amount of bad luck.
Lina hasn't been able to get 20 coins for the past hour and a half. We should put this in Urban Dictionary. I hope I never get Lina'd
by RobTheKabob January 8, 2023
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Lindsay

An eastern variation of the western delicacy, the yogurt parfait. It doesn't hide any of its ingredients; it proudly displays its granola, fruits, and yogurt with confidence. This transparency creates an immediate connection and fosters a sense of trust in its composition. Real food. Very real.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).

Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
Greg: Hey, what do you think of lindsay?
Jorge: I love yogurt parfait!
by elperezoso4882 July 1, 2023
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A two-word noun that is used to complement people and compared them to this in a simile-like format, especially to make them sound awesome.
John hits a home run.
John you're such a Dominic Linares.
by reyesjunior June 28, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan

A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".
Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"

Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!
by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006
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Lindsay Lohan

A cute talented actress but bad singer who is nice but shows a lil bit too much of her body that needs to get a few pounds back on it.
You need to eat or you'll turn into a Lindsay.
by xcookiex July 28, 2005
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limassol

most beautiful city with great nightlife!
simply the best place to be in cyprus
we are partying in limassol tonight yhh
by iamleyla January 1, 2009
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Lindsay LoMan

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.
"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"
by stenzo. September 24, 2007
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