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I'd hit that like Chornobaivka 

A phrase which may be used conversationally to signal one's interest in having sex with a another person enough times to lose count.
*Attractive person walks in the door*
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!

“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard” 

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.
Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard

I needed that like a hole in my head 

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

Jacks that like Opossums 

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

Hit that like button 

Go fuck yourself bitch. Say something likable and I'll like it if I feel like it. You're like a fucking panhandler except NOT treated with contempt by the broader society.
Shit head "Hit that like button!"

Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."

Samurai Slice That Like Button

This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".
CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)