lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.

To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz

by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010

Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011

Lemon Cunt

A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.

That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!

by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011

Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011

lemon warhead

The act of peeing into a girl's butt during anal sex

"I gave Tereasa a nasty lemon warhead on the last night of Greek Week"

by austinnnpurrymann April 11, 2014

lemonade slam

Fucking a girl from the back who is running a lemonade stand without her customers noticing.

Jeremiah was pulling of the biggest lemonade slam the other day.

by SpecificTermForThat March 7, 2015

Lemon ends

Small, extremely perky breasts that look like the ends of lemons after they have been cut off. Often they usually have larger nipples and are very attractive.

You should have seen Sally today! Her lemon ends were on high alert!

by Cassie9876 September 13, 2016