mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

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lamington

the reason y i'm so fat

each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington

by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003

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Laminate

To prepare one or more lamingtons for eating; hence "lamination", the process of making lamingtons.

"I don't know many recipes for cakes, but I am taking a course that will teach me to laminate."

"Would you like to come over this evening? I am going to be laminating in the afternoon so there will be plenty to snack on."

"There is a country fair next week, and all I know how to cook is lamingtons, so there will be a lot of lamination going on this week."

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

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Avril Lavinge

A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.

Avril sucks and blows. She is not a rocker.

by Spartans! December 6, 2004

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