kyotise

To manipulate something so it turns formal or posh, so it will fit in with such an environment. Named after Kyoto, Japan, where this practice is mastered. (see kyotisation, kyotomorph)

It's obviously been kyotised - look at what it really is, for goodness sake!

by TheOriginalPokegami June 27, 2012

kooter shooter

Kooter-Shooter, When a female soaks a Tampon in alcohol. Then shoves it in her Kooter to gain a very rapid Intoxication. But also passing any given breathalyzer test.

That Chick Is A Drinker Man, She Took a Kooter Shooter of 151 Bacardi.

by Valdemorts Hairy Vag October 14, 2016

kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016

Kwoot

An adjective to describe a being who is socially awkward, socially autistic, sociopathic, shy, and/or just cannot keep a conversation going in real life and sometimes on the internet. These people are usually loners, shy, and/or have no friends but it does not mean that they are not likable, they just cannot speak enough to keep other people's interest.

Internet:
Guy 1 - how to talk irl?
Guy 2 - nibba u kwoot af

by LunarAura May 24, 2017

klootviool

A cuntviolin.

Did you saw how David was dressed last night? Such a klootviool.

by Ozonlaag January 1, 2018

kootenay cologne

The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia

It must be After 4:20, I can smell the Kootenay Cologne out on Baker Street!!

by Dez4prez May 1, 2018

Kootie

no idea m8 was said when i was smol boy someone figure this out for god sake.

you have kootie's. dont touch me you have kooties.

by xXxSkeetFastEatAss69xXx April 17, 2019