old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

honest to god knock me out

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot

Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out

by hemswerths June 15, 2018

Arkansas Knuckleball

When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.

Last time I was bangin'-it-in with that bitch, I gave her a donkey punch, so to spice things up, I gave her the ole' Arkansas knuckleball!

by AssInClass December 21, 2008

Knacker Talc

Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!

After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'

In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'

by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006

noggin knocker

Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two opponents and cracking them together, with little impact upon oneself.

You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.

This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.

Bushwacker Bob made a big mistake when he tried performing a double noggin knocker on the Samoan brothers.

by Alfie The Horndog July 16, 2007

Knacker

An Irish slang term for a traveller

See that cunt there? Yeah he's a knacker and a half that lad

by Humorous Sombrero May 21, 2018

Knuckle one off

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!

by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009