Key Club

An extremely hypocritical and self-righteous club that prides itself on the idea of community service. This club lives up to its ideal to some degree by volunteering and conducting community-service events;99.9% of members are Asian. However, during the events, members of this club typically outcast and refuse to socialize with other members who are not Asian. Key Club members are socially cruel in the sense that they believe anyone who is not Asian is not worthy of their attention or social interaction during events, or other club gatherings. Key Clubbers are loud, annoying and obnoxious white-washed Asians who only join to have something to put on their college applications. (Btw, this is NOT by any means an offense to Asians at large).

Key Club is having their annual end-of-the-year dance. A non-Asian approaches a group of joyous Asians and says hi.They all give him or her a fake smile and gently but quickly walk away.

During the same dance, a non-Asian guy asks a girl to dance. She gives him a "im-into-asians" look and says no.

During one of the community service events, a non-Asian starts a conversation with a member. Everything is fine until more members come and then the non-Asian is excluded from the group. The member who the non-Asian first talked to, completely ignores him or her.

by XXXIDOCOCAINEXXX May 28, 2010

key rats

biggest pussies in florida. swear they are hard shit. cant get pussy to save their life. suck dick at sports. think that "the key" is rowdy. soft doctors boys. think they live in the ghetto when they live in 1 million dollar houses. drive mercedez and bmw's that their rich parents gave them. cant fight without back up. get fucked up everytime they fight unless its 5 to 1. swear that can ball up in basketball but suck a dick. key rat football is the sorriest team in the world. their made up words and slang is gay and sorry. should never leave the key. swear they are thugs. dkb is the softes gang alive. they all should jump off the fucking key biscane bridge and die.

DKB sucks dick. dkb, wow. key rats can suck a dick and fucking die

by Mike Awk November 3, 2007

key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

key rat

1. a gang of 12 year olds who live in Key Biscayne and steal candy from 7-11s; you can usually spot one or two being driven around in a Suburban on their way to youth soccer practice; an easy way to catch one of these "rats" is to turn a sprinkler on in your yard, or leave large amounts of chocolate bars on your doorstep
2. a rich, spoiled wastoid who is too stupid or spoiled to ever move out of their parents' home
3. what happens when you are so sad that you compulsively vomit

1. I went to the movies yesterday, and while the movie itself was good, I did not enjoy myself because there were two 10 year old key rats sitting in front of me who reeked of malted milk balls. I also couldn't see the screen over their beanies.
2. Lyman just sits around playing Super Nintendo and masturbating to "Three's Company" repeats; what a key rat.
3. After Alejandro ran out of Pokemon episodes to watch, he began key ratting all over his room. By coincidence, he was also a Key Rat, so he smelled like fermented chocolate.

by Yuri Von Stinkovic December 14, 2004

Key Fart

When one mistypes what one wishes to type. A mistype of a minimum of one (1) key.

John ate a nonkey last Saturaday.

Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.

by JayunsPlanet July 29, 2006

key west high school

a gay pink school where a gay conch is the fucking masscot and all the teachers masterbate under there desks especially mr. welsh the princible

key west high school is gay

by someone February 1, 2005

key up

adv. (slang) 1. yes 2. to agree

1. "yo mikey, you gonna go smoke?"

"key up."



2. "hey man i just obtained fifty mililiters of sodium hydroxide!"

"oh, key up. let's titrate that bitch."

by Aaron April 12, 2004