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Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
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Keith Urban

Keith is a stud
by Marie November 17, 2003
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keith hernandez

guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.
dude, keith hernandez just tore that tree out of the ground.
no biggie
by mets fan May 11, 2006
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Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Keisha

Keisha , She that girl who sits in the class not saying anything she won't talk to the popular kids because her face goes red , plus it goes red when her crush , teacher or anybody say anything to her . Keisha will go out of her way to make u smile and laugh . At home she is a nutjob , she is crazy and special. But there's another side to her , inside she fells depressed and suicidal , she gets hate from everyone at school but doesn't say anything because she is scared of getting things wrong and getting shouted at . She makes friends easily and she doesn't want to loose them , she won't make the first move in a fight but she makes the last move , she waits untill the boy she likes to ask her out instead of asking he out and being humiliated . Shes will get mardy easily so becareful what u say . U need a keisha in your life
Person 1 : Omgosh , She looks fab
Person 2 : I know right , her names Keisha !!
Person 1 : I need her !!
by Lizzie 1701 June 5, 2018
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keith nap

The act of taking a nap at or after midnight. The napper will generally intend to wake up at some point to continue hanging out with the 'burning the midnight oil' friends, but the subject will usually fail and sleep until far later in the day.
-Is 'tony meeting us at waffle house?
-Nah man I think he took a keith nap.
by ScootrNova September 12, 2009
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keith habersberger

1/4 of Buzzfeed's TryGuys. He loves fried chicken, but is willing to give it up for his lovely fiancée Becky. He's both the friendliest and tallest Try Guy. Can't handle spicy food and is the friendliest monster at Knott's Scary Farm. Actually male!Sailor Jupiter. All friend groups need a friend like Keith.
Person #1: Whoa that guy has a huge mouth and is eating a ton of fried chicken!

Person #2: Yeah he's a real Keith Habersberger.
by laurathestara July 6, 2017
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