Jobenn

It is 10 PM. I can see you

Jobenn knows where you are. Keep the lights off.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to an entrepreneur).

"Honey, don't get mad...remember, you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz & S. McLean December 28, 2005

jobonee

Anyone who has a JOB (just over broke) as opposed to an entrepreneur.

"Honey, don't get mad...that fellow is just a jobonee."

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

jobnesia

While at work, you learn something necessary to do your job either through training or job experience and then forget it.
There are many people who suffer from this malady. It is costing Americans jobs which are being sent to other countries. This can be characterized by being expected to remember a lot of information, but only able to remember so much. The information that you lost is caused by jobnesia.

Suzy was trained on the procedures to support her customers. One month later, she is not following those procedures due to jobnesia.

by chuckbert September 19, 2009

Jobegurf

a tiny invisible creature that feeds off of the minds of small children and teenagers. They have been known to turn people into superheros, and the make you love people who are about to leave your life.

Max P-h's mind has been infected by a rather large swarm of jobegurfs, yet he got the worse effect of them.

by MusicalJunkie May 31, 2010