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jobnesia 

While at work, you learn something necessary to do your job either through training or job experience and then forget it.
There are many people who suffer from this malady. It is costing Americans jobs which are being sent to other countries. This can be characterized by being expected to remember a lot of information, but only able to remember so much. The information that you lost is caused by jobnesia.
Suzy was trained on the procedures to support her customers. One month later, she is not following those procedures due to jobnesia.
jobnesia by chuckbert September 19, 2009
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Jornesia 

Jornesia is a smart, energetic person. She can be moody sometimes but she has love for everyone. She's pretty and a good person to vent to. Jornesia is overall a good person!
Jornesia is cool, loving, enjoying person. I love her.
Jornesia by Doggiee November 22, 2021
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A girl who is full of love and joy. She finds a silver lining in every situation NO MATTER how bad it may look. Being very spiritual she is connected to her soul & ancestors. She’s very creative and loves to figure everything out. She’s unique and very down to Earth ❤️. There’s only one her.
Jonesia is very beautiful.
jonesia by Jonesia November 22, 2021
A girl who is full of love and joy. She finds a silver lining in every situation NO MATTER how bad it may look. Being very spiritual she is connected to her soul & ancestors. She’s very creative and loves to figure everything out. She’s unique and very down to Earth. There’s only one her.
Jonesia is very beautiful.
jonesia by Jonesia November 22, 2021

jornesia 

Jornesia
Me and Jornesia went to get ice cream
jornesia by anonymous March 27, 2022
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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