Jared Pabellano

Asian kid with really good dank life

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt

by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018

jared and isabella

Two people that are meant to be together for a long time.

I want to be like Jared and Isabella

by Daddy's Baby mama January 7, 2019

Jared

When you first meet him he acts all tough but as you get to know him you realize how much of a softy he is. He is caring, understanding and he’s the cutest smile. It’s impossible not to fall in love with such a perfect guy.

Definition of perfect? Jared

by RedheadsAreAmazing May 12, 2019

Jared

Once a lost and troubled soul trapped in the fourth underworld, Jared became a God to the Aztecs when mysterious life forms descended to Mictlan seeking an ancient rumored power. The citizens of Planet Z spent years traveling through different dimensions only to discover what they sought was not to be found - but created. Jared was chosen by the leader of Z. A few indulgent meanderings and shots of whiskey later, the celestial alignment cast an electric surge between Cancer and Scorpio. The surge was so poignant, tightly bound and focused that Jared became the first being to have successful intercourse with an extraterrestrial, bridging the gap between Gods and Aliens by taking on the role of Daddy: God of The Impossibly Mindblowing Orgasm. The Z leader surrendered to Jared as an object of pleasure for all eternity as an expression of gratitude for helping to create the ultimate sexual energy. Although Jared is immortal, his human form is a specimen of perfection, sexuality and divine masculinity. His generously proportioned reproductive organ was hand sculpted by Zeus with perfection in the style of a male Venus de Milo. Jared excels in all things delicious, and even his humanly procreative fluids are indicated by legend to have an intoxicating flavor as well as healing powers and a magical, iridescent glow.

I could spend forever drinking from a fountain filled by the excited expulsions of Jared.

Jared likes to get real fucked up.

by Ballfro Esquire May 8, 2020

jared naicker

Such an inspiration if u want to be an annoying person.

Ahhh why you touched?, Jared Naicker don't get touched plz 😭💀
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Jared Green

Jared Green is known for being arrogant. He is a lightweight and likes getting clapped by daddy cole. He’s referred to as soft and a baby back bitch.

That dude got drunk off of 2 white claws ... what a Jared Green.

by genius77889 November 2, 2020

JaredTheDeity

Jared is a nice and cool guy to hang out with. He's also the top 1 Brawlhalla player out of the friend group chat called "chill group" and is the Dad of CordIsPro and AnthWxter.

Yoo you see that guy playing as Kor? he must be a JaredTheDeity

by jaredthemanman January 19, 2021