New Jersey Accent

Proper North Jersey Pronunciations & Common Phrases:

War-der (Water)
Daw-der (Daughter)
Tawk (Talk)
Dawg (Dog)
Ax-cent (accent)
Wud-ever (whatever)
Jur-zee (Jersey)
Draw (Drawer)
Muh-ree-uh (Maria)
Merry (Mairy)
Mairy (Marry)
Mair-reed (Married)
Mair-ridge (Marriage)
Dewsh-bag (douche-bag)
Yew (you)
Fuck-yew (Fuck you)
Fukket (Fuck it)
Fuck-dat (Fuck that)
Fuh-get (Forget)
Fuh-got (Forgot)
Fuh-gedda-boud-dit (Forget about it)
Itz-fuh-gotten (It's forgotten)
I-doe-know (I don't know)
What-cha-do-in? (What are you doing?)
Whad-jew-do? (What did you do?)
What-sup-witch-yew? (What's up with you?)
What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? (What the fuck is up with you?)
Lemme (let me)
Lemme-tell-ya (Let me tell you)
im-go-in (I'm going)
im-gunna (I'm going to)
Siddy (City)
Tha-siddy / Duh-siddy (New York City)
Yew-go-in-to-duh-siddy? (Are you going to New York City?)
Jew-go-to-duh-siddy? (Did you go to New York City?)
Where-yew-go-in? (Where are you going?)
Where-jew-go? (Where did you go?)

The New Jersey Accent in use:

Joey: Hey Vinny, yew dewsh-bag. What-sup-witch-yew? Where-jew-go last night? Jew hang in Jerzee?

Vinny: Nah, I hung out in duh-siddy wid-dat chick Merry wit da Brooklyn ax-cent. Whad-jew-do?

Joey: Jew-bang-er?

Vinny: Nah, we just tawked.

Joey: Yew gonna mairy er?

Vinny: What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? Fuh-gedda-boud-dit, man. Whad-jew-do last night?

by Doc Xavian January 13, 2009

Jersey

Jersey, Channel Islands. A small island between France and the United Kingdom, a member of the British Isles. The American state of New Jersey derives its name from there as its founders were Jersey people.

1: Hey, you from Jersey?
2: Yeah, its the best state in the whole country man!
3: State? I mean the island, you twat.

by LR92 May 16, 2011

jersey chaser

a girl that only goes for guys on a certain sports team

"You'll never get with that girl, she only does water polo players."
"Fucking jersey chaser. I should smack dat ho."

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Jerseyville

A Small Town in southern Illinois with a population of around 10,000 something. It's a small hole in the ground and many may be proud to call it such a place as home. It also has one of the highest amounts of drugs and trafficked drugs in the state. It does have a Wal*Mart though...

Mike: Hey I moved to Jerseyville.

Maggie: Oh... I'm so sorry.

Mike: Yeah... me too

by WokeUpNakedInAdumpster March 18, 2009

New Jersey Air Vent

When during anal sex the female farts on the male's penis

Last night, my girl ripped ass and gave me the New Jersey Air Vent

by NLIII March 5, 2009

New Jersey Plunger

The act of shoving your fist in ones ass hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person's rectum. All this is happens while you wear the finest Italian knitting.

While Raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a "New Jersey Plunger" by his more distinguished brother Ted

by AJ&KEVIN November 6, 2010

Jersey Sprinkler

The Jersey Sprinkler is when you fill a colander with diarrhea, tie a string to the handles and whirl it in a circle above your head.

She needed to call in a professional carpet cleaner after I gave her home a Jersey Sprinkler at her son's bris.

by A fat November 29, 2010