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San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.
Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.
by shortcut3d October 1, 2008
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No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
by sammabanana August 23, 2007
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Joseph's Myth

Joseph's Myth = a term used by non-Mormons to refer to Mormonism (founded by Joseph Smith).
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?

MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
by Elder Berry March 4, 2009
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Joep

Being so awesome it might scare people that are less awesome.
I really joeped my teacher, that's the reason i got an D for my test.
by El Duderinos January 13, 2012
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Rosie Joseph

the daughter of Tyler Joseph, the singer of Twenty One Pilots, and Jenna Joseph, the nicest person on the planet. she was born on February 9th, 2020.
"Have you seen the new picture of Tyler and Rosie Joseph?"
"Yeah they are so cute!"
by Phineas and ferbb April 14, 2020
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sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
by Capn26 September 15, 2008
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