israel

someone who loves men.

i would never consider myself to be an israel. their mouths are just too dirty

by allhailL June 24, 2024

Israel

This word has been put up by ridiculous antisemite who seems to know nothing of history - as if it’s an actual word. It in fact is not- it is made up. Anyone with a brain would know this. However, the world ISRAEL, is a tiny country that most people would not be able to point out on a map it is a country of peace loving people who are fighting the worlds fight again terrorism and getting the blame for it.

Example 1: Wow Israel is actually fighting against the terror group Hamas for the benefit of the whole world Only an idiot would consider blaming Israel for what is happening in Gaza

Example 2: 7.10.2023 in Israel biggest massacre since the Holocaust where 1400 people were slaughtered in one day

by ISRAEL IS THE WORLDS HERO December 28, 2023

Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.

I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.

by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024

Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024