Back in a jizzy

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

by SlypGyp February 15, 2013

Genie in a Bottle

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

go jump in a lake

A term used especially in Minnesota (go figure) that mean "fuck off" or "shut up." Used by grandmas who have anger issues but are to civilized to swear.

Kid: Hey, hey, pay attention to me, feed me, I want money!
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*

by nanodesu1234 February 21, 2017

Inari

An amazing person who is very kind and humble. She has a big heart for everyone and will always be there for you.

Inari is a true friend

by Maya15 June 4, 2017

in a bad way

1. A state of being that is difficult emotionally.
2. A difficult situation to navigate.

1. I've been in a bad way ever since my girlfriend left me, crying all the time.

2. When my boss sent that email calling me out to our supervisor it really put me in a bad way.

by lalla1 March 11, 2009

We live in a society

An expression often found in memes and associated with the fictional character the Joker although he never actually said it. Basically, when you say “We live in a society,” you are implying that a society has flaws and inequality.

Boy 1: Why is the line to the women’s bathroom twice as long as the line to the men’s room?
Boy 2: Because we live in a society.

by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019

inanna

Best friend you could ever have, always there for you. and if she is dissapointed in you, she will turn her mouth downwards. She's the kindof person you'll want to shotgun.

person #1- let me guess , your going to see inanna tomorrow

person #2- yea how'd you guess?

person #1- shes the only person you ever want to see

by kindofamazing November 28, 2010