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Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.
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imma

1) A shortened form of "I'm going to"

2) A shortened form of "I am a"
Business Man: Imma make you big, kid!

Plumber: But, Imma plumber!
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A hip and latest word of today's "I'm gonna be"...OR
"I'm going to be"...OR "I may be"...

Hence, it's a shortcut, specially used in Instant Messaging, texting and/or eMailing in order to conserve a long sentence thus saving time specially for those who are non-typists.
Immabe in the store at that time.
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immacuable

Amazing, beyond the ordinary, completly awesome
The students in my class all wrote immacuable essays
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imsa bitch

A person of either gender residing and studying at Illinois math and science academy. They usually say "Fuck All This Homework!" and play League of Legends. This soon fucks then over when it is 1:00 and they need to do 15 assignments and IMSA has made them its BITCH.
I didn't do my homework until 2:00 now I feel like an IMSA Bitch.
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Immature

The adjective boring people use to describe fun people.
JK: "Nip slip!"
Maren: "You're so immature"
JK: "You're so boring"
Maren: "I know"
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Immaculate Misconception

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.
Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"
by BriggsVan February 19, 2009
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