The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.

Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.

by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019

holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

by boner bandit April 1, 2008

Holly Handshake

To give someone a casual handjob.

Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.

Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!

Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!

Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!

**holly handshake**

by NateDawg! February 27, 2008

holy inflatable shark, Batman!

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

by eshady08m March 31, 2009

holy shot

When autocorrect corrects holy shit to holy shot

Friend: did you do that project that's due today
You: oh holy shot it's due today

by Lolgetrektnoob September 13, 2016

holy cross man

Holy Cross man is the wettest of the wettest. Gyal can't find anything better than this kinda man.

These Holy Cross men are loyal and in most cases really physically attractive

Girl - That Holy Cross man from arima rel sweet inno.
Boy- I wish I was ah Holy Cross man nun wetter than then except water.

by Charlo 2003 January 9, 2018