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Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
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Hungry Hungry Big Hoes

When 4 BBW's that's (Big Beautiful Women), face each other in a setting of north, south, east and west. Then it is followed by 4 other gentlemen eager to play this game of wit and skill are positioned behind these BBW's. This skillful game include other willing gentlemen who want to receive fellatio A.K.A blowjobs from said BBW's, stand in a circle which then gentlemen behind said BBW's. slap their asses as they gobble down as many penises as possible til all parties included in the circle are finished wins.
Have you seen that Hungry Hungry Big Hoes video online? That seems like a great date night.
by Fullonrapist83 January 14, 2011
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What a bro knows never goes to the hoes

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.
Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"
by NotAndryon June 24, 2017
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fake ass hoes

noun.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.
Sentence: Damn, Them Fake ass hoes be riding my dick 24/7.

Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.
by GentileFreaker February 20, 2009
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pedro's hoes

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship
Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.
by I could be anyone January 25, 2014
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Hoester

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.
1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
by cplnah August 23, 2011
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j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses
Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC
by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006
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