Ethan Horner

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.

Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.

by TruthSpeaker78 November 3, 2024

Ethan houser

Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.

Gosh your perfect, but you know not like Ethan houser perfect

by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025

do the Hohners

Refers to where you perform a musical number on a classic Hohner-brand harmonica to salute/recognize someone's exceptional achievement/status.

"Dancing With The Stars" host: And now here's a splendid harmonica-chorus rendition of "Annie Laurie", a favorite traditional folk-song in celebration of our winners --- Johnny Puleo and the Chimes Family will do the Hohners.

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

I'd be hohnered

Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.

Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

Pulling a Brock Horner

Completely losing your mind while captaining a vessel because of a perceived slight or insult and boarding vessel of the victim without permission.

I pulled too close to a guy fishing a wreck and slammed the throttle while he was pulling a Brock Horner.

by anonymous April 3, 2025