the horn

Euphemism for an erection/the process of getting an erection

Looking at young pictures of my mum gives me the horn. Don't judge me

by cockneyknowledge May 10, 2015

battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

Gilly horn

Elongated clitoris.

I pulled down her pants to eat the pussy and got poked in the eye by her gilly horn.

by Sheahalie December 17, 2018

Chode Horn

A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.

1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.

by RoseJones May 13, 2021

Burn's French Horn

A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.

Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.

by J. Free November 27, 2011

texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Rhino’s horn

An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.

I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.

by Dixieland grandad haver November 26, 2018