homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

HomeSkillet

Home Boy

Wassup homeskillet?

Chillin like a villan in a village

by AC May 10, 2003

Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.

After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.

by jenjenau December 9, 2008

Homer

A fucking messing haired homosexual and duntz ass bitch who fucks your granny after every argument commonly has brown or black hair and is extremely short

Ya know Libby she’s a homer

by Acingangels November 6, 2019

Homero

bitch ass nigga

stop being a homero

by yellomello March 21, 2022

Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.

Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.

by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018

Homer Glen Illinois

A town that is filled with cornfields and beautiful farms but is populated with the most racist, science denying,Trump loving, no mask wearing morons who complain about their beloved chain restaurants being closed due to covid-19 and having to wear masks in the local stores. The Mayor allows restaurants to reject the closing orders of the Governor and put citizens at risk. Their favorite pastimes are having Trump Rally's in front of the local McDonalds, putting up F**k Pritzker signs in their yards and name-calling and demeaning the minority of intelligent people who unfortunately live in the town. The Trumpers who yell the loudest cannot spell or use proper grammer. The town has one of the highest positivity rates in Illinois yet the citizens still crow about "Ma rights" and continue to meet up in large groups and patronize crowded restaurants.

I used to love living in Homer Glen Illinois but now it is filled with the dumbest, most racist people. I don't understand how they afford their $400,000 homes because they can barely string a coherent sentence together. Oh that's right,mom and dad left it to them.

by Actual&factual September 12, 2020