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Bullshit, When someone says something untrue.
Lucas said he had sex with Megan Fox, to which Conor replied "Thats complete hogswash!"
by Connoorr October 5, 2010
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The hogslide darling is the act of dousing your sow wife in vaseline and let her slide on a waterslide filled with pig cum while holding a flaming torch in her aas
Michael's wife Mareen went on a hogslide darling adventure for her birthday

Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
by BogusAnalus April 8, 2023
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let the hogs loose

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The decision to engage in an activity in a harsh, relentless manner, in the pursuit of creating epic situations or results.
To embark on an adventurous journey usually involving drinking and debauchery with no regard to restraint.
Sometimes used in reference to a male summoning all of his game in order to entice a lady into joining his company.

This phrase was coined by a small group of appropriately barbaric Air Force Tactical Air Control Party members searching for a way to verbalize the calculated ferocity in which they approach situations and life in general.
You boys ready to let the hogs loose?
We're gonna let the hogs loose on this one.
The flow is impeccable (referencing a comb-over near perfection), I'm about to let the hogs loose.
She's out of his league but he's lettin' the hogs loose.
by standardOps January 7, 2019
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hogsmoker

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A woman who frequently gives oral sex, blowjob, bj, smokeshow. It's origin is of smoking a sausage like a cigar, and sausage is made out of hog/pig.
She's a great hogsmoker. She blew me three times this morning.
by BlackCracka May 30, 2006
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HOGs

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Highly Offendable Groups. Political groups centered around a common trait or cause that are extremely emotional about it, to the point that they will attempt to exact revenge by any means necessary (by POLTER, for example) on whomever or whatever dares to challenge any of their core beliefs.
Modern HOGs are ones centered upon race, sex, and sexual orientation. Religious zealots in the Western world used to be HOGs, but have been offended by so many people so frequently that they have gotten tired and gave it up.
by FigurinOutLife November 5, 2007
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hogsmoke

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verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.
I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
by G$ March 2, 2005
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