alex hayes

The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.

Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night

by Mypussyalwayswet May 31, 2018

Christopher Robert Haines

A very sweet guy with a big heart. He is the most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever imagine. He is full of love, compassion, and commitment. He should never have anxiety when it comes to his girlfriend because just like he does, she loves him to the ends of the earth.

Caitlin loves that Christopher Robert Haines, they make a cute couple. They are goals.

by Lilshawty January 11, 2017

Rutherford B. Hayes

Rutherford Birchard Hayes-- the epitome of a Presidential cheater. The year was 1867, the former Confederacy was in shambles and occupied by the military, and Reconstruction was a nightmare. Seeing three different policies ranging from lenience toward to the south to radical Republican control, rebuilding the nation was almost an impossible task. Hayes, a native Ohioan and Civil War veteran, saw this turmoil as a way to achieve his political goals. The 1876 election that pitted him against Samuel Tilden of New York ended in his election, known as one of the "corrupt bargain" elections. Basically, Hayes cheated.

Rutherford B. Hayes- n.- A cheater/briber

Rutherford B. Hayes- v. - To cheat, especially in a 19th century election. Past tense- Hayesed

Alice: Can you believe that Jonathan won the class election? Nobody likes him because he smells like Axe and tuna fish.

Katie: Girl, you know he totally Rutherford B. Hayes-ed the whole class. He promised that he'd make it school policy that girls can wear mini skirts.

by Ida Wells February 21, 2011

hayes

One who is male, but can show to be very fruity in the booty.

Instead of using the term bunny, you can say "oh my gosh you are so hayes"

by Freak Nasty in the ass&karisma June 28, 2008

Jake hannes

a kid that has a microscopic penis and likes men.

jake hannes likes guys

by ch69696969 February 4, 2020

Hayes school

Bunch of nittys and chavs who think they are roadman. Yr 11 are literal carrots with heads that are shaped like ball sacks. All of them are crackheads who think they are so hard but would suck there mum for a tenner.

Gonna bang up the Hayes school clowns.

by Likkle boi ronny September 6, 2019

hayne

A short, fat, gay, nerdy hobbit.

Oh Gods. It's a Hayne! Only found on the heights of Machu Pichu, on the slopes of Mt. Pie. OMG IT'S AN ALBINO.

by Alex Hayne December 6, 2004