Definitions by Mypussyalwayswet

alex hayes 

The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.

Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night

alex hayes by Mypussyalwayswet May 31, 2018