husband beater

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.
That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater
by currybomb July 18, 2010
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houdini husband

A husband that is an escape artist and leaves without any warning or goodbye never to be seen again. See Crawford
I wish I knew where my houdini husband went.
by spoogesponge April 21, 2008
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Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.
My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.
by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020
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Dua For Husband

Dua To Make Your Husband Fall in Love With You ,” Islamic lovely wazaif are very effective to raise spousal attraction in your loved one heart which shower a blessing of great influence on your better half. Using the Islamic wazifa you are also able to get your lost love back as you can experience that marriages are being effected by envy eye, jealousy, covetousness, bitterness between couples, some people also fall in love with wrong people under
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by islamic dua for love June 24, 2018
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Non Husband

A man who you do not have to answer to, cook for, clean for or deal with his children. He is not a Sugar Daddy but will take care of you physically, emotionally and financially to a degree. He is not responsible for paying your bills but will detail your car, take your car for oil changes, fix your yard ect. He has no contact with your family, friends or children and you neither. You are not obligated to invite him to any functions or events. You are not obligated invite him on any trips with your friends or even ask permission or approval. He is also not obligated to invite you to any of his functions either. The relationship with the non Husband is also monogamous. There is a high level of honesty which must be kept at all times. You can spend time with your non husband out in the public if you choose to but neither of you will violate each other's independence.
by Iamsudie June 22, 2017
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Corpse Husband

He is a cool guy with a cool voice and everyone simps him. His music just....hits.
He is faceless and he might or might not reveal his face...so GET OVER IT!

Famous phrases: praise bingus; whaddup baby; fonkymonkyfriday.
His laugh lights up the entire earth!
A: yo, do you know corpse Husband?
Me: Ah, that faceless, grown-ass man bc of who i am on the bird app 24/7? Who sounds like an angel of death? Yes...ik him.
by Tutulovescoffee December 06, 2020
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house husband

A man who acts tough but is actually a big sissy.

a coward

a sissy
Jeremy : 'What did you call me? I'm gonna kick your ass!'
Brian : 'Shut up Jeremy, we all know you're a big house husband'
by Nick Flanagan November 14, 2007
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