starter husband

a first husband, married in youth and divorced not long after, esp. relationships without children

I just married my starter husband at 18 to get away from my family.

by Grrtie October 18, 2004

ex-husband in-law

The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman.

My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.

by Bullistic268 February 24, 2010

Corpse Husband

An American Youtuber who is known for his scary stories, music, streaming Among Us. Also known for not showing his face and deep voice caused by "Gerd"

Have you heard Corpse Husbands' new song "Never Satisfied"?
I did! I think I really like it!

by D'Nay November 19, 2020

Deadbeat husband

A man who is married yet forgets he’s married whenever he is at work. He never calls his wife to let her know if he’s going to be late, leaving her to wonder when she may be “lucky” enough to have him home. His children stop asking when he will be home because they are so used to him being late. Then when his wife gets upset by it he sends his wife stupid photos of the cat because he’s emotionally retarded.

Wife - “Dinner is ready”
Deadbeat Husband -“Oh about that...”
“Here’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”

by Ben in the den July 2, 2018

not-husband

Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."

by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013

lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.

"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

The Corpse Husband Phenomenon

A phenomenon where anything that person shows on the internet, whether it be hair, hands, or anything about that person. People will flip, and it will temporarily break the internet

Random person: Holy shit did you see the Corpse husbands hair got number 8 on trending on twitter?!
Me: Welp, thats The Corpse Husband Phenomenon for you

by Just a person_0923 October 24, 2020