Hoebag

The best hoe out there.

Dixie: Hey hoebag
Ellie: hi Dixie

by Llllahoebag May 3, 2022

hoebag

someone who is a mix of a douchebag and a hoe and/or someone who is stupid and/or annoying

“omg Samantha won’t call me, she’s a hoebag”

by imnotmoo June 18, 2023

hoebag

Typically designer purses bought through means of gold digging or prostitution.

"It's Friday night! he gonna love me! I'ma take all his money! Then Monday I'm going to neiman marcus and get a new hoebag"

by eyfoo August 29, 2023

Hoebag Slut

When you see your daughter's ex boyfriend's new girlfriend who was her friend, whos married, in the middle of a Target. Hoebag Skank is also acceptable.

Mom: You hoebag Slut!

by THE TRUE AMERICAN 69 + 420=666 January 21, 2026

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025

backstabbing hoebag

Abagail Nichols

That backstabbing hoebag betrayed me and had an affair with my boyfriend! To think I called her my best friend!

by DastardlyNoona May 24, 2018