ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.

Ashton hesseling is awesome.

by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015

mrs.hesser

known as the first option. shes the most popular girl you’ll ever meet, she makes everybody smile. every single person loves her. she can be strict but, shes very loose. she’ll never say no to something. shes a very powerful woman and, she always wins rights.

“ she is such a mrs.hesser! “

by lovingyourmom November 22, 2021

Mr. Hesser

Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

by lizalizard April 18, 2014