google

N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.

Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.

by Satanist Cows go meow April 15, 2009

googlefucked

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common

Try to look up the band "!!!"

by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

google stare

when one sits at their computer staring at the google homepage trying to think of something worthy to search for.

(in an IM)
11:Hey whats up man
22:nothin just doin the google stare...
11:aww bummer

by SuperDuperXP June 4, 2007

Search Google or type a URL

If you typed this down it means you are really bored and you are probably in class doing math.

"im bored im going to search this up so that whats means."
Search Google or type a URL

by Search Google or type a URL July 18, 2019

Google Fart

A mental block of the search term one meant to query Google.

I stared at the screen as a google fart prevented me from typing.

by walden3 April 20, 2010

Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Google+

Google+ is a social networking site by Google. It was created sometime around when Youtube was sold to Google. When Youtube was sold to Google, all hell broke loose. Youtube became more and more worse and at least 75% of people that currently use Youtube would agree. Basically, Google is slowly turning Youtube into a social networking site, instead of an anonymous video sharing site.

Thanks to Google+, the following has happened:

- The comments section was completely revamped. (They're biggest mistake)
- Channel layouts are changed frequently, and nobody is happy about it.
- People are almost physically forced to link their Google account, and know there is no way to sign-up for Youtube without signing up for Google+
- Google now has a worse name, which is sad, knowing that it's the best search engine.

Thanks, Google+.

Google+ Team: "How about we completely change the layout of comments that have been the same since Youtubes launch!

Youtube User: "What the fuck"

by Spingebill November 30, 2013