When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.
Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.
Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.
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An individual with dark skin. A black person.
As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.
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Watch out for that golfer!!!
by TVL April 13, 2005
Get the golfer mug.A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
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