Geffed

Getting fucked over

This guy cheated on me. I got geffed

by Geffed August 26, 2021

Goofed

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.

Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

by Jballa March 2, 2014

golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.

Watch out for that golfer!!!

by TVL April 13, 2005

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009

Geffer

being completely controlled by your girlfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.

Fredrik was a normal guy until he met his girl, then he turned to be a geffer.

by evjen May 25, 2011

Gaffer

Irish slang word for a wild party, typically at a "gaff" (irish slang for house).

"Righ', so my mam and da are out so I'll be having a mad gaffer!"

by Mad-Yoke-From-Ireland July 23, 2018

Giffer

One that creates and/or displays a gif on social media.

Bob is a really good giffer on social media.

by Tessa Jo November 7, 2018